Where's My Towel?

Came home from work and I felt very tired. It was about 6.30pm.

I decided to take an early shower to wake myself up. The moment I stepped into the bathroom, clothes fly out and I got ready to turn on the tap.

Just then, I realized that I did not have a towel with me. My house is very close to my neighbors’ and they can see me clearly the moment I step out off the bathroom. How am I going to come out without letting my neighbors enjoy a free show?

I couldn’t shout for my wife as she was bathing in the other bathroom. After much consideration, I decided to sprint out naked all the way to my bedroom to take my towel. Better run naked and dry than having to run naked and wet as I may slip and hurt myself.

Hope no one reports to the police.